Windows 10.
They're always trying to 1-Up you.
Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.
Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.
So he could break out.
Threw his baby out the window.
They don't have windows.
The SALT talks!
He lost interest.