Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

Why do dinosaurs use Christian dating sites?

Because they can lie about their age!

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Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!