Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Raisin Jokes More Raisin Jokes

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

What do you call 2 lambs dating?

A relationSHEEP.

When is the only time a white NFL wide receiver is a good thing?

When your sister tells you she's dating an NFL wide receiver.

Prune Jokes More Prune Jokes

Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.