Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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No raisin

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Both of their eggs have sell-by dates.

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Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

Why did the raisin go out with a prune?

He couldn't get a date!