Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?

Because if they slept with two legs up they'd fall over

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What is a drill team?

A group of dentists who work together.

What do you call a man with a fetish for US currency who works on a dairy farm?

A quarter-pounder with cheese.