What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why was the egg late for work?

It ova slept.

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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Why did the Frog cross the road?

Because it was stapled to the Chicken.

What did one little lesbian frog say to the other?

We really do taste like chicken!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

What's the difference between a Redditor and an egg?

Eggs get laid only once

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Why did the blonde make love in the microwave?

A: She wanted to have a baby in 9 minutes.

How does a baby Wookie get around?

Ewoks

Yahoo Jokes More Yahoo Jokes

What's the most popular search engine in Israel?

They surf the Net On Yahoo.

Who has the better search engine: Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft?

I dunno. Let's google it!