Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

A: He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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How do dentists like their eggs?

Poached.

How do I like eggs?

Ummm...in a cake!

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

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How did the Frenchman get turned on?

He French-kissed a power outlet

How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

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Why do most French recipes require only one egg?

In France, one egg is *un oeuf*

Why do the French only have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is un oeuf.