What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

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Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

Why are all black people scared of sleeping?

Cause one had a dream, and he died.

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What do you call a person who sleeps next to dead bodies at night?

Morgue Attendant

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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How did the astronaut land on the sun?

He went at night.

How fast can Klingon's run?

About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom.