It didn't want to get water in its eyes.
A crush crush
He wanted to get a long little doggy.
What do you call it when you throw a black person in the water? Pollution What do you call it when you throw all the black people in the water? Solution.
Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.
A: A horse and rider.
I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH