What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where is the water main?

so I turned on the tap & said, "Right here, main."

Why doesn't Aaron want to get out of the water, even though he is hydrophobic?

Because he enjoys living in denial.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Idk Jokes More Idk Jokes

How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

How many dothraki does it take to open a door?

Idk, but they sure are hot.

Asians Jokes More Asians Jokes

How do Asians find our they are pregnant?

They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved.

Why can't two Asians have a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white

Rough Day Jokes More Rough Day Jokes

Why was the young golfer so angry?

Because he was having a rough day.

What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.