Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

Who's there ! Boo ! Boo who ?

Just Boo ! I'm a ghost !

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

How do ghost listen to music?

With a bootooth