Why was the ghost sad on Halloween?

He ain't have no boo

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What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why did the ghosts haunt the bar?

For the boos.

Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

Why did the little boy throw the linen off the bed when he saw a ghost?

He was scared sheetless.