What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?

A: Her IQ goes up!

What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why did the nuke switch course?

Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression

Why didn't the girl cross the street?

She didn't have the balls

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What do birds say on Halloween?

Trick-or-tweet!"

What do stupid kids do at Halloween?

They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Why did the termite got divorced?

Because she ate the secretary.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

Why do black people wear chains?

Nostalgia

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost say to the other ghost at the Halloween party?

Let's get sheet-faced!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!