What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened to Voldemort's face?

Nobody nose.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

What do you call the tech. at the vets who has to give injections to cats?

Claude.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?

A cat-a-logue !

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What's the difference between a girl that's praying and a girl that's having a bubble bath?

One has hope in her soul, The other has soap in her hole.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put up his Christmas lights on Halloween?

He always gets DEC 25 and OCT 31 confused.

What do hillbillies do on halloween?

Pump-Kin

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why is the upcoming Windows OS called Windows 10?

Because 7 ate 9...

Who's there ! Bernadette ! Bernadette who ?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving !

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.