What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

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What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?

You get a sun *Bern.*

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

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Why don't electrical engineers get girls?

Because they can resistor.

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

Halloween Jokes More Halloween Jokes

What kind of make up was the girl wearing on Halloween?

Mash-scara!

What did the jalapeno dress up as for Halloween?

A Ghost Pepper.

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

What did the cannibal wipe with . . . . . . after he ate some people at the library?

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Why do cows wear bells around there neck?

Because there horns don't work. :)

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

Halloween Party Jokes More Halloween Party Jokes

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!