The cat ate her.
A: Her IQ goes up!
I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!
Too many cheetahs.
A: Kitty Perry
Because a girl on the ground said "I have a boyfriend" later that day the nuke fell into depression
She didn't have the balls
Trick-or-tweet!"
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.
Because she ate the secretary.
Eagle
Nostalgia
Let's get sheet-faced!
Because there is lots of school spirit!