What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

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What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because Oct 31 == Dec 25

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How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed