What does a guy with no friends be for Halloween?

Depressed

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What do you call a guy who likes to lose?

Ewan

Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

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What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends :(

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party?

The party was for "Wights only."

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Why was the Headless Horseman depressed?

He could never seem to get ahead in life.

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan