Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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What did the Terminator say when he was invited to a music themed fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

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Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

How do astronauts make a party?

They planet.

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What's the worst type of vegetable to bring on a boat?

Grandpa. :(

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

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Why are ghosts banned from the liquor store?

They would steal all the boos.

What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flys by when you dont?

There are two answere: Time and Boo (from Mario games). Just made this joke up what do you guys think

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.