Why do ghosts get invited to parties?

Because they always bring boos.

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Why are Trees never invited to a formal dinner ?

They only wear Trunks.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder

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What's a sharks favorite game?

Swallow the leader. *This joke has been brought to you by my 8 year old's math homework.*

How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender?

No boos for me.

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

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What do you call the ghost of a chicken that haunts people in their homes?

A poultry-geist.

What do you call a ghost that loves soccer?

Ghoooooooooooooouuull!