Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

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Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

What'll you have?

A tachyon walks into a bar.

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

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Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Why is it so easy to make plans with a gymnast?

A: Because their schedules are so flexible.

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Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.