Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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What is 007's favorite subject at school?

Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram