Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

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Why did the tree have lots of fans?

Because he was Poplar!

What US state has a lot of dirty laundry?

Washington

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What is it about tall creepy louisiana swamp dwellers that makes them naturally glow?

Their bayou loomin' essence

Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.