Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

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What do you get if you cross a vampire with a snail?

I don't know but it would slow him down.

What do you call a shipping crate full of snails?

Escargot.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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Why arent there any French Restaurants in Davy Jones Locker?

Dead men sell no snails!

Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car?

Because he was a car-case.