What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What kind of pizza does Lil Wayne like?

Little seizures.

Why is there no volume control on the microwave?

Must it always wake the entire house when I'm trying to quietly nuke the last of the pizza

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What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane