What toppings?

Pepperoni & a small cheese pizza" "Sir you can't top a pizza with a smaller pizza"

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What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What do call you someone who feeds on comatose patients and pizza?

A vegetarian.

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Why didn't Mario put more toppings on his pizza?

Because there wasn't mushroom on it.

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.