Why are we seeing the creepy clowns all over the country?

Being in many states and seen on all types of media is how they run for president.

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State Jokes More State Jokes

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

Which state has the most progressive bathroom laws?

Transylvania.

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of school did Sherlock Holmes go to?

Elementary :)

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the chicken cross my wife?

Because I ran her over in the street.

What runs all day but never gets tired?

Water.

Country Jokes More Country Jokes

What country do cows love to visit?

Moo Zealand!

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time?

What happens when everyone in the country takes a pee at the same time? Urine-nation!

Creepy Jokes More Creepy Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

because he was following people before instagram

Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

How did the media find out that princess Diana had dandruff?

They saw her head and shoulders in the glove compartment

What is the difference between medium and rare?

A: 6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.