How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

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How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.

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How many scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's what interns are for.

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How do scientists celebrate Pirate Day?

They get their Aaargh-On!

How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.