Why was the little boy crying at the diamond store?

He went to Jared

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What did the pea say to the peanut?

At least you got one nut, I don't see what you're crying about.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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When will the Jared jokes stop?

When they get too old.

What's Jared from Subway's favorite chord?

A flat minor