What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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Why doesn't Santa hitch his sleigh to a pig?

Pigs don't have red noses.

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Why is it never hot in churches?

Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

What's the hottest part of a room?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What do Michael Jackson and Jimmy Savile have in common?

they touched some many lives

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas?

AIDS

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.