What do Michael Jackson and Santa have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with lighter sacks.

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What does Santa call the elf police?

The Po Po Po.

How will Santa get in?

Me: Probably through my credit card. 5: what Me: what

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Why did God give women legs?

Because he saw the mess that snails left behind!

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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Why does Poesche keep their engines in the back?

To leave more room for Paul Walker in the Front..

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

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What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What is Michael Jackson's favorite piano chord?

A-minor

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How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

Why do priests like little boys?

Because it's easy to inject the seed of religion in them. Be gentle pls