Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

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What do riding a bike and playing basketball have in common?

If you're not careful, you can pop a ball.

Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ?

Astor the ball is over !

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A. They really raised Cain.

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She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.