What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

How do they tie things down on the space station?

They use astro knots.

What did you get 100 in?

Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother: Well at least you can add !

Raise Jokes More Raise Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

How many parents does it take to raise a homicidal maniac?

Two, then one, then none

Adam Jokes More Adam Jokes

Who was the first carpenter?

Eve, she made Adam's banana stand.

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

How do we know that Adam and Eve weren't black?

You can't take a rib from a black man

What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Who's there ! Cain ! Cain who ?

Cain you tell !

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

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How do you trap an elephant?

You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

A. The Ultrasound Guy

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.