What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?

A. They really raised Cain.

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What's the only thing you can say when the Chinese Restaurant over booked your reservation?

Welp. You dim sum, you lose some

What's the difference between Britain and Australia?

When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.

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How can you tell when a skunk is angry?

It raises a stink!

What do you put in an actor's drink... OC to raise the level of anticipation at the Oscars?

Expectorant(/spoiler)

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What was the first thing Adam said to Eve?

Stand back! I don't know how big it's going to get!

Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple?

Because it tasted better than Adam's banana.

Eve Jokes More Eve Jokes

Who were the first people not to read the apple ToC?

Adam and Eve

What didn't Adam and Eve have that everyone else has?

Parents.

Cain Jokes More Cain Jokes

Why couldn't Cain make God love him?

Because he wasn't

What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar?

He raised Cain.

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Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant?

Because he had a very large bill.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why do Americans deep fry so much food?

A. They love OIL

What do black guys have that's double the size of white men and gets bigger every time they touch a woman?

A. Their criminal record