How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

How many white girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Pshh....white girls don't know how to screw.

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What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team?

He was always spiking the ball.

How many narwhals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Bacon