How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

What drink did the Karate Master order?

Wa-tah! Haha. I'll leave now... (Sorry if already posted. I searched a little bit but found nothing.)

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What if I took the dumbest person I know, got them severely drunk, and challenged them to finish my sentences?

inventor of Autocorrect

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!

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What is the difference between a black guy and a white guy that sells drugs?

One's a pharmacist and the other's a drug dealer.

What's the opposite of a pharmacist?

A harmacist

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Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick. :)

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

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What's the worst thing that could happen to an r/joke/ subscriber?

faint

How did the pharmacist know his drink was spiked?

He fainted after the punch line.