Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What is cheese's favorite music genre?

R and Brie

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

P Jokes More P Jokes

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why is it so quiet when pterodactyls use the restroom?

Their P is silent.

Peg Leg Jokes More Peg Leg Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.