A peg leg.
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Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
There were Poles on the right half of the plane.
Be sharp or Be flat.
DYKE HARD
Fur traders.
The skeleton crew.
Scissor me timbers!
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
Decalfinated.
Because the 'P' is silent
Scissor me timbers.
Shartonnay
A crayant !
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
He was mugged.