Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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R Jokes More R Jokes

What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.

What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?

None. He "fell".

Why did the vulture get kicked off the flight?

He brought the wrong carrion.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why do lesbians like radishes?

Because they like to get their daikon.

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Scissor Jokes More Scissor Jokes

What did the lesbian pirate say to her peg legged girlfriend?

Scissor me timbers

Whats the difference between risky children and risky lesbians?

One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs

P Jokes More P Jokes

What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of car does depressed Daniel drive?

Sad Dan

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

An amoeboo!

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.