A peg leg.
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Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.
R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!
None. He "fell".
He brought the wrong carrion.
Scissor me timbers.
Scissor me timbers!
Because they like to get their daikon.
They both like girls
Scissor me timbers
One runs when they have scissors, the others scissor when they have runs
Parole.
Because he felt like bacon. :P
Sad Dan
An amoeboo!
IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.
Decalfinated.