Peg Leg Jokes

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

What are they planning on calling the next die hard movie in which the main villain is a lesbian terrorist?

DYKE HARD

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Timber Jokes More Timber Jokes

Who said "Shiver me timbers!" on the ghost ship?

The skeleton crew.

What does a pirate say when they drop their scissors?

Scissor me timbers!

Legge Jokes More Legge Jokes

Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What kind of coffee does a peg legged pirate drink?

Decalfinated.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

Lesbian Pirate Jokes More Lesbian Pirate Jokes

What does one lesbian pirate say to another lesbian pirate?

Scissor me timbers.

What does a lesbian pirate say?

Scissor me timbers!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

What kind of ant can you colour with ?

A crayant !

Coffee Jokes More Coffee Jokes

Why did the bus driver drop his coffee?

Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.

What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.