What starts with r and ends with d?

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How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

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What's a pirate's favorite favorite letter?

You'd think its R but it's actually the C

Where r my legal briefs?

Paralegal *hands him his boxers* Judge: lol Jury: We're hung Judge: ha! DA: Balls in your court Judge: DO MORE!

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What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

How many /r/Jokes mods does it take to change a light bulb?

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