Why was the rabbit hopping in circles?

Because I shot its leg off.

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Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Why did the shark swim in circles?

He had a nosebleed.

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)