How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why does Tyler Perry put his name on everything he makes?

So you know what shows to watch.

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What do you call a starting indie dev?

No Game No Life

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why didn't blacks in 1850 give high-fives?

Because everyone always left them hanging!

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

People Jokes More People Jokes

Where do people have the curliest and blackest hair?

In Africa.

How do people in other countries tell if kids are using drugs?

Here in the U.S. we just ask them how many grams are in an ounce.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What did the police officer say to the zoo keeper?

Yeah I get it, I shoot monkeys on sight too.

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call a group of Spanish-speaking moms who band together to protect their neighborhood?

Super Barrio Mothers

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

My favorite is: "There's a maniac living in our neighborhood. He goes house-to-house leaving severed body parts on the doorstep. He gives me the willies."

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

What do you call a gore thriller that can't get enough funding?

A film that needs morbids.

What do the Russians use to film their war with Isis?

Daeshcams