How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get if you cross a mosquito and a mountain climber?

No one knows. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What is a goat herder known as in the Middle East?

A Pimp

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

What do you call a cow that starts it's own nudie magazine?

Hugh Heifer

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What did the commander say when she realized that she had left Matt Damon on Mars?

I have left my Mark on Mars"

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

People Jokes More People Jokes

What do people call their grandmother in India?

Naana

How do people with Mesothelioma live their lives?

Asbestos they can.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

Whats white and likes to shoot?

Kevin Nash

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How are black people similar to tornadoes?

They both only take one to ruin a neighborhood.

What does a black man and a tornado have in common?

It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood.

Film Jokes More Film Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to actually do it, the other to film it so fundamentalists won't claim that God did it.

What's a bridges favourite genre of film?

Suspense tion