Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Which way will it fall?

If a rooster lays an egg on a pointed roof, which way will it land Roosters don't lay eggs

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why did the police shoot the black insomniac?

He resisted a rest.

Why did Bowie die?

I guess he was shot through the heart

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do jesus and girls have in common?

The expression on their faces when they got nailed.

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a foreigner who is obsessed with Chinese culture?

A zhuologist

What do you call a chinese poker face?

A mahjong face

Chinese Man Jokes More Chinese Man Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a snobby thief running down your stairs?

A condescending con descending.

Why do aliens always disembark via ramp?

Do they have problems with stairs Or are flying saucers just handicap-accessible