Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs?

He was shot in the face.

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Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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Why are American police officers so bad at snooker?

They always shoot the black

Why did Tigger shoot Pooh?

He had an itchy Tigger finger

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Whats the difference between a Russian garbanzo bean and a Russian chickpea?

A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Why did the pregnant Chinese chicken cross the road?

Because ah, the egg roll.

What's a Chinese fisherman's least favorite part of living in Hollywood?

Pilot season

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What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Why couldn't the redneck kid play baseball?

Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.