He was shot in the face.
Because he was such a sloppy dresser.
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
They always shoot the black
He had an itchy Tigger finger
A president has never been blackmailed into treason over a video of him paying to have a Russian garbanzo bean on his face.
Cafe
Because ah, the egg roll.
Pilot season
Nothing. They're both crustacians.
Press pray.
The cloths hanger only solves one problem.
Because he fell down a stairs and his dad definitely didn't break his legs.