Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

A: One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did spider-man cross the road?

To get to the *web*site !! *ba-dum-tsss*

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rabbit?

A dead rabbit with a big hole.

What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?

Columbus

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.

What are there no black people in the Flinstones?

They were still monkeys

Pharmacy Jokes More Pharmacy Jokes

How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful?

A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Loot Jokes More Loot Jokes

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side