Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Seaweed Jokes More Seaweed Jokes

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.