What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

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Why didn't the white officer shoot the black guy?

Just kidding he did

Whats camp for kids with ADD called?

Concentration camp.

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What do you call 1000 black people buried up to their necks?

Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

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Why is the sand so quiet?

Because the waves keep going "shhhhhh".

Why don't women drink beer at the beach?

Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.

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How do you know if a joke has been posted on reddit before?

Oh, they'll tell you.

How do you make a cat go "Woof!"?

Soak it in petrol and put a match to it. (This is a joke, not and instruction, Reddit)

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What do you call a waffle that burps too much?

A belchin waffle.

Why didn't the waffle go to the pancake party?

He was a square.