Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why do priests wear underwear in the shower?

They don't like to look down on the unemployed

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

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Why are all the fish high?

Because of the seaweed. I've already shown myself out, don't worry.

Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why did the fish fall off it's bike?

It's a fish.

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."