Why do some fish always look high?

Because of all the seaweed.

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Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Why did Harrison Ford Crash his plane?

because he was flying solo and went look no hans...

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

Why was the sand wet?

Because the seaweed.

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Why couldn't the troll catch any fish?

Because other people took the bait.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze