Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

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Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What do you call a Polish person going down a hill?

A Rollie Pollie

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says, "Hey you, get offa' my cloud." A Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get offa' my ewe."