Why can't you trust girls?

because you can't trust something that bleeds for days and doesn't die.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore

What does Andre 3000's menorah look like on the last day of Hanukkah?

ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT ALIGHT

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What do you call a girl who plays tennis on her knees?

Courtney.

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why do you have to separate red shirts when you put them into the laundry?

Because red shirts die easily.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Bleed Jokes More Bleed Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat