Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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Why was the stair frustrated and angry?

It was tired of being stepped on by everyone!

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.