What does the man say when he walks into the bar?

Can I please get a drink "

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What drink can wrongly convict a black man?

Tequila Mockingbird

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What separates the men from the apes?

The Mediterranean Sea.

Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What do you tell a metal head who's walking on an icy street?

Slip not.

How do you walk a chicken on a leash?

You pullet.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

Why was Gollum executed at a bar in Iraq?

Because he asked for Ice-es