What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

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Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do chinese people name their childre n?

They throw a toaster down the stairs.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What does a piano, tuna, and a bucket of glue have in common?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Don't ask me about the bucket of glue though... I've been stuck there for a while

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How did the Somali terrorist describe his flight?

It was dynamite!"

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.