Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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What's the worst single thing you could do to someone?

Start dating them

What did the mushroom put in his bio for the online dating service?

Im a fungi

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Why was the whale lonely after his date?

The other whale didn't humpback.

What do you call a retarded camel?

A humpback.