What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Pardon me"

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...