What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde ?

A jet setter !

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

elephantgiraffesin()

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

What do you say to a woman with only one tooth?

Nice tooth.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What gave you that idea?

queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.