Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.
Because your mom was on the other side..
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.
Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.
She gives birth to a son.
One wags it's tail, while the other tags a whale
A whale-barrow!
Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.
one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.
He was under investigation for excessive use of Force