What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ?

A spooksman !

What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

How do you tell if a woman is a feminist?

She'll tell you within five minutes.

Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What do you call a whale that isn't wearing any underwear?

Free Willy

What do you call a symphony of whales?

An orcastra

Ethic Committee Jokes More Ethic Committee Jokes

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

Suspend Jokes More Suspend Jokes

Why didn't Jesus play during the Isreal-Palestine soccer game?

He got suspended.

Why was Selena Gomez suspended in elementary school?

Because she couldn't keep her hands to herself.