Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

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What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What's the downside to bigamy?

More than one mother-in-law.

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Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!

How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!