What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

A: Because you can't bury them in the sky!

What did the little kid do with the dead battery?

He buried it.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why is the sand at the beach Wet?

because the sea weed.

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who's there? Budweiser. Budweiser who?

Budweiser your mother naked?

What do you call it when a mother has twin boys in Arizona?

Tucson.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What do you do when your mother-in-law is swaying towards you?

You pull the trigger again.

Why are you hitting that spider?

wife: I don't like spiders me: Ooooh *grabs newspaper* mother-in-law leaving I don't have to take this

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.