not enough sand.
In a casket.
Because he's alive.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
You only get laid once, and that's by your mother!
Look Ma, no hands!"
One of them is actually wanted!
The Law of the jungle!
Dad: Ahh *rubs back of neck* At the Bellagio in Las Vegas. -Rly Dad: Wd I lie to u, Bestwestern Broomcloset
A: They're both empty from the neck up.
