What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Where is the best place to hide a body?

Buried in the third page of google search results.

Why was it so easy to find the buried communist treasure after the Cold War?

Because X Marx the spot.

Sand Jokes More Sand Jokes

Why can't you starve in a desert?

Because of all the sand which is there.

What's the difference between a bucket of blended dead baby and a bucket of sand?

I can't gargle sand.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants?

My mother.

Why is the food so cold and bland?

Dad: Because your mother put her heart and soul into it.

Law Jokes More Law Jokes

What defies the law of gravity?

Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is sick bird.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

not enough sand.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet