How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man fall down the well?

He couldn't see that well

What do you call a man who excels at fishing?

A master baiter

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

How is your day going?

G- Pretty well, Do you want me to walk you back? B- walk me back? G- to the friendzone you just tried to escape.

What time of day was Adam born?

Just a little before Eve

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you call a person without a son?

per

What did the Buffalo say to his son when he went off to college?

By son.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?

They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.

What do cows do for fun?

They go to the moo-vies!

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

How many spoiled rich girls does it take... ...to change a light bulb?

Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"

What do you get from pampered cows?

Spoiled milk!