How was your first day at school?

Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What's the difference between Reddit and Facebook?

About a day

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

How do you call sons of australians and germans?

Men at Work

What kind of dog is this?

Well actu.." "Hes cute" *pets it* "Sir thats my.." *picks it up* "Your a good dog arent you " "PUT MY SON DOWN"

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's the difference between a school of children and a terrorist camp?

I don't know, I just fly the drone Edit/apology: My friend said this to me, I thought I should share with you all, he said that I could post it here. 5 minutes later he told me he found it on reddit.... I'm sorry all.

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

Fun Jokes More Fun Jokes

What's the first rule here, boys?

Kid:Don't poop your pants M:I was gonna say "have fun" but...OK.

Why are surveyors so much fun?

Because most of them are party chiefs.

Spoil Jokes More Spoil Jokes

Why was the little bear so spoiled ?

Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !

Why was the young bear so spoiled?

A: Because his mother "panda'd" to his every whim!