Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What do you get when you rub two orange juice boxes together?

Pulp friction.

What grows when you squeeze it, explodes if you rub it too hard, and children love it?

A balloon animal!

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What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.