Aladdin Jokes

Why was there never an Aladdin 4?

Because he kept on rubbing the wrong lamp.

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What was Aladdin called after he went Vegan?

Saladdin.

What is Aladdin's favorite Pokemon?

Magikarp. So he can take Jasmine to a Magikarpet Ride.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Who's there ! Aladdin ! Aladdin who ?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you !

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Street Jokes More Street Jokes

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Rio Olympics Jokes More Rio Olympics Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.

Carpet Bombing Jokes More Carpet Bombing Jokes

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

How did Aladdin die?

Carpet bombing.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Which part of your body shuts down last when you die?

The eyes, cause they di-late.

Which one died first?

Neither. It was a tie-die.

Vegan Jokes More Vegan Jokes

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.

How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall?

Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!

Disqualify Jokes More Disqualify Jokes

Why did the fastest animal on earth got disqualified on the race?

Because it is using steroids.

Why was the gymnast disqualified?

He walked into a bar.

Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What is a snowman's favorite kind of carpet?

BRRR BRRR

What did the carpet say to the floor?

Don't move -- I've got you covered.

Enhance Jokes More Enhance Jokes

What do you call the space between a woman's enhanced breasts?

Ans: Silicon Valley.

Why was Aladdin disqualified from the Rio Olympics?

He was on performance-enhancing rugs.