Why wasn't he hurt?

It was a soft drink.

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When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

I got hit in the head by a soda can, but it didn't hurt that much...

It was a soft drink.