When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

What time do monkeys poop?

Tree turdy.

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

What's the Turkish version of court packing?

Turkey stuffing

How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much?

Because they built their stuff with reads!

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

What does the aquarium janitor use to clean?

She uses all-porpoise cleaner!

What if Snow White just pretended to be asleep so she didn't have to clean up after little people anymore?

Because that I totally get.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ?

Anne apple just fell on my head !

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around