When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.

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Poop Jokes More Poop Jokes

How long does it take for a black woman to poop?

Nine months.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

Stuff Jokes More Stuff Jokes

Who the hell buys furniture online?

Why would you buy a chair or couch you can't even sit in What if it has burlap cushions stuffed w/hay

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Which part of a billiards setup can you use to clean your ears?

The cue tip.

What do you call a Serbian who won't clean his room?

Novak.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of drugs do ducks use?

Quack.

What kind of doctor fixes broken websites?

A URLologist.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do ostriches have long necks?

Because their heads are so far from their bodies!

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Hurt Jokes More Hurt Jokes

What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What did the router say to the doctor?

It hurts when IP.

Eye Dog Jokes More Eye Dog Jokes

Why did the blind man swing his seeing eye dog around by the tail?

He was taking a look around

When a seeing eye dog poops, who cleans it up?

This is the kind of stuff that makes my head hurt.