Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Previous Random Joke Next
Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What is skeleton?

Interviewer:what is skeleton? Sardar:Sir, skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!!

How does Soylent Green taste?

It varies from person to person.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb?

Juan

Sink Jokes More Sink Jokes

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

What did the sink say to the water faucet?

A: You're a real drip.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Bail Jokes More Bail Jokes

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

Sink Ship Jokes More Sink Ship Jokes

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.